{"id":2680,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:14","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2680"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:42:58","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:42:58","slug":"aunty-lien","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/aunty-lien\/","title":{"rendered":"Aunty Lien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Aunty Lien<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 26, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nEach Christmas time Aunt Lien comes to stay<br \/>\nWe do not look to Christmas here with glee<br \/>\nAunt Lien tends to keep our friends away<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s not the fairest lady you will see<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nShe only eats the postman if he&#8217;s late<br \/>\nThough Carol singers know they shouldn&#8217;t call<br \/>\nThe bank clerks never seem to make her wait<br \/>\nAnd nobody is rude to her at all<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nHer looks though do not tell you what she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s sweet and caring, loves my Sis and me<br \/>\nShe taught the two of us to ride a bike<br \/>\nAnd leaves the biggest presents by the tree<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nBut none of this makes up for Aunty&#8217;s breath<br \/>\nAnd after just one kiss you beg for death!<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nNot all fearsome monsters are from outer space.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aunty Lien by cricketjeff on April 26, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Each Christmas time Aunt Lien comes to stay We do not look to Christmas here with glee Aunt Lien tends to keep our friends away She&#8217;s not the fairest lady you will see \u00a0 She only eats the postman if he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2680","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8827,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2680\/revisions\/8827"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}