{"id":2755,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:13","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2755"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","slug":"as-silly-as-it-gets","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/as-silly-as-it-gets\/","title":{"rendered":"As silly as it gets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> As silly as it gets<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on May 19, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI once met some lovely totty<br \/>\nI really thought she was a hotty<br \/>\nShe asked me if I&#8217;d spank her botty<br \/>\nBright red botty hotty totty<\/p>\n<p>She said her name was little Dotty<br \/>\nI saw her nose was slightly spotty<br \/>\nShe fancies me she must be potty<br \/>\nLovely spotty potty Dotty<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nFor no reason other than it made me giggle a lot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As silly as it gets by cricketjeff on May 19, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I once met some lovely totty I really thought she was a hotty She asked me if I&#8217;d spank her botty Bright red botty hotty totty She said her name was little Dotty I saw her nose was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2755","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8753,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2755\/revisions\/8753"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}