{"id":2773,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:13","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2773"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","slug":"the-rubaiyat-of-itsmy-bathtime","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-rubaiyat-of-itsmy-bathtime\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rubaiyat of Itsmy Bathtime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Rubaiyat of Itsmy Bathtime<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on May 25, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA piece of soap, some bubble bath and you<br \/>\nThe water&#8217;s hot it&#8217;s time to use shampoo<br \/>\nI must not get the bubbles in my eyes<br \/>\nAs that would be a silly thing to do<\/p>\n<p>I shall lay back and spray to rinse my hair<br \/>\nAnd then repeat with bubbles everywhere<br \/>\nI must make sure my hair is really clean<br \/>\nThen later I shall dry it with hot air<\/p>\n<p>Now finally I can relax and soak<br \/>\nAnd feel I am a really lazy bloke<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll write some silly verses while I do<br \/>\nI mustn&#8217;t sink to deep in case I choke<\/p>\n<p>Before I wrinkle up I better dry<br \/>\nPlease turn your back if you think that I&#8217;m shy<br \/>\nNow pass the towel so I can have a rub<br \/>\nOh blimey, I dozed off, I better fly &#8230;<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nI like writing dreadful daft poems in the bath!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Rubaiyat of Itsmy Bathtime by cricketjeff on May 25, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A piece of soap, some bubble bath and you The water&#8217;s hot it&#8217;s time to use shampoo I must not get the bubbles in my eyes As that would be a silly thing to do I shall lay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2773","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8736,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2773\/revisions\/8736"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}