Pete the tiny dragon!
\nby cricketjeff on June 2, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nNow Marvin’s baby brother Pete
\nIs naughty as you know
\nAlthough you’d think he was so sweet
\nHe’s trouble on the go<\/p>\n
So very small just pocket sized
\nAnd very shiny blue
\nTo hear him speak you’d be surprised
\nHe sounds a lot like you<\/p>\n
He has a friend a naughty elf
\nWho disappears on sight
\nI’ve never met the elf myself
\nBut Pete’s here every night<\/p>\n
He filled up Marvin’s shoes with soup
\nThat’s half a can in each
\nWith Marvin walking round in gloop
\nPete stayed well out of reach!<\/p>\n
And now he’s found a brand new trick
\nA whole new sort of tease
\nYou must take care when you are sick
\nDon’t do a dragon sneeze!<\/p>\n
Pete sprinkled pepper on his nose
\nHis dragon’s eyes turned red
\nA sheet of flame, the whole room glows
\nA big grin on his head!<\/p>\n
The garden shed and next door’s fence
\nAre now just piles of ash
\nAllowance stopped for this offence
\nPete’s running out of cash<\/p>\n
So now to earn a little more
\nPete’s working up a storm
\nEach winter day goes door to door
\nAnd sneezes people warm!!!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nMArvin is a friend of mine, he is a decidedly friendly slightly overweight blue
\ndragon. His girlfriend Martha (also a dragon but she can change colour, most
\nlady dragons can you know) plays cricket for England.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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