{"id":2836,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:12","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2836"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-greatest-addiction","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-greatest-addiction\/","title":{"rendered":"The greatest addiction!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The greatest addiction!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 9, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nYou curl up tight and take a bite<br \/>\nAnd everything is new<br \/>\nSo late at night turn down the light<br \/>\nAnd know just what to do<br \/>\nA secret vice, take my advice<br \/>\nAnd never let them know<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s very nice so don&#8217;t think twice<br \/>\nAnd wallow in the glow<br \/>\nA little rhyme is so sublime<br \/>\nYou cannot beat such verse<br \/>\nYour spirits climb, you lose the time<br \/>\nNo drug is any worse<br \/>\nFree verse is great, but then you wait<br \/>\nFor words that sound the same<br \/>\nSo grab your plate, and boldly state<br \/>\nSome rhyme please if you&#8217;re game!!!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nWe all know how decadent and irrestistible chocolate is. What else has that<br \/>\nsame quality?<br \/>\nRhyme and meter of course!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The greatest addiction! by cricketjeff on June 9, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved You curl up tight and take a bite And everything is new So late at night turn down the light And know just what to do A secret vice, take my advice And never let them know It&#8217;s very nice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2836","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8672,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2836\/revisions\/8672"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}