{"id":2847,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:12","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2847"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","slug":"the-misadventures-of-a-knave","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-misadventures-of-a-knave\/","title":{"rendered":"The misadventures of a Knave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The misadventures of a Knave<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 11, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nOld Allun the rapscallion knave<br \/>\nWas sneaky but sometimes quite brave<br \/>\nHe rode on a donkey<br \/>\n(its stride length was wonky)<br \/>\nTo search for a maiden to save<\/p>\n<p>Of regular measures foresook<br \/>\nAnd charged before taking a look<br \/>\nNo need for a weapon<br \/>\nWhere he would be step&#8217;n<br \/>\nHe only fought duels in a book<\/p>\n<p>He knew all the answers before<br \/>\nWas certain with ladies he&#8217;d score<br \/>\nHis spirit was willing<br \/>\nHis looks weren&#8217;t that thrilling<br \/>\nMost ladies would need something more<\/p>\n<p>He found one who suited his size<br \/>\nNot blessed with the greatest of eyes<br \/>\nSo ready for action<br \/>\nThat one small attraction<br \/>\nWas welcome to open her thighs<\/p>\n<p>As soon as his action was done<br \/>\nOld Allun was pleased with his fun<br \/>\nThen wasn&#8217;t so happy<br \/>\nHis &#8220;girl&#8221; was a chappy<br \/>\nFor Allun a new tale&#8217;s begun<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know anyone called Allun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The misadventures of a Knave by cricketjeff on June 11, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Old Allun the rapscallion knave Was sneaky but sometimes quite brave He rode on a donkey (its stride length was wonky) To search for a maiden to save Of regular measures foresook And charged before taking a look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2847","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8661,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2847\/revisions\/8661"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}