{"id":2894,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:11","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2894"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","slug":"cricketjeff-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/c-poems\/cricketjeff-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Cricketjeff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Cricketjeff<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 21, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nOther brands need glues and screws and expertise to use<br \/>\nBut cricketjeff is all in one, so buy one you can&#8217;t lose.<br \/>\nYou will not need a screwdriver, assembly not required<br \/>\nThe final form is in the box, it&#8217;s just what you desired<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll never buy another one, they can&#8217;t be thrown away<br \/>\nEveryone is so much fun, so have a little play<br \/>\nBut really do you need it? It takes up so much space<br \/>\nAnd look before you get it home (It has a dreadful face!!!)<\/p>\n<p>Ignore the blurb and how-to guide and all that sort of stuff<br \/>\nComplexities of cricketjeff are much more than enough<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nBecause Cricketjeff is Complicated Enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cricketjeff by cricketjeff on June 21, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Other brands need glues and screws and expertise to use But cricketjeff is all in one, so buy one you can&#8217;t lose. You will not need a screwdriver, assembly not required The final form is in the box, it&#8217;s just what you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9696,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2894","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8614,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2894\/revisions\/8614"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}