{"id":2928,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2928"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:06:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:06:35","slug":"the-problem-with-cream-cakes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-problem-with-cream-cakes\/","title":{"rendered":"The problem with cream cakes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The problem with cream cakes.<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 29, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nTwo cream slices, in a box, half price<br \/>\nAnd two custard tarts the same<br \/>\nI just had to buy them they looked so nice<br \/>\nNo-one could say I&#8217;m to blame<\/p>\n<p>My wife had the tarts they&#8217;re her favourite cake<br \/>\nWhich left the slices for me<br \/>\nA cream slice with tea can&#8217;t be called a mistake<br \/>\nI do wish the box had held three!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with cream cakes. by cricketjeff on June 29, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Two cream slices, in a box, half price And two custard tarts the same I just had to buy them they looked so nice No-one could say I&#8217;m to blame My wife had the tarts they&#8217;re her favourite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2928","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8580,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2928\/revisions\/8580"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}