Happy Birthday Pamela
\nby cricketjeff on July 5, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nBoth in free verse and rhyme she’s a poet
\nA Winkling of note and renown
\nThe ways that she chooses to show it
\nShow she’s also a girl about town<\/p>\n
With a Sapphical ode in old Pope’s style
\nOr an aubade in praise of the dawn
\nShe causes all others a broad smile
\nThough her rivals are often forlorn<\/p>\n
Today she is Fifty she’s claiming
\nAnd no-one believes that its true
\nThis terrible fibbing is shaming
\nShe’s no nearer fifty than you!<\/p>\n
So Pamela tell us the truth dear
\nYou’re really just thirty I’d say
\nPlease nobody mention her birth year
\nJust join me in Happy Birthday!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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