An elocution lesson
\nby cricketjeff on July 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nNar Meera don’ speek proppa coz she ain’ from ran’ vese par’s
\n‘Er speeks a sor’a nasty Sepdic twang
\n‘Er ri’es sum posh ole po-i-ree an ‘as er luvly arse
\nBu dunno wo’ a persun means by dang<\/p>\n
‘Er sez a sonni’ is der bes’ vat nuffin gray’er rimes
\nBu’ blimey ‘er finks poim rimes wiv ‘ome
\nDer bloody womin’s ran’ der twist, karn ear na Bow Bell chimes
\nWa’ doz yer fink is app’nin in ‘er dome<\/p>\n
Na Meera wen yer ree’s deeze verds, yer’ll no der way der speek
\nSer Study ‘ard an’ lurn ’em good, arm tesding yer nex’ week!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nOK so it is maybe a LITTLE over the top<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An elocution lesson by cricketjeff on July 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Nar Meera don’ speek proppa coz she ain’ from ran’ vese par’s ‘Er speeks a sor’a nasty Sepdic twang ‘Er ri’es sum posh ole po-i-ree an ‘as er luvly arse Bu dunno wo’ a persun means by dang ‘Er sez […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2978","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8531,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2978\/revisions\/8531"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}