{"id":3065,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3065"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:11:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:11:01","slug":"kitchen-romance","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/k-poems\/kitchen-romance\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitchen romance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Kitchen romance<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on July 29, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nAcross the kitchen table we went wild,<br \/>\nYour bum-print clear for every one to see.<br \/>\nThe photos on the mantlepiece just smiled<br \/>\nBut none of them smiled half as much as me!<br \/>\nWe made a mess and didn&#8217;t clear it up &#8211;<br \/>\nAll sorts of things got plastered in your hair,<br \/>\nI think we only broke a single cup<br \/>\nAnd spilt a jug of milk across the chair!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s better than the gym for exercise<br \/>\nThe bite-marks that you left are rather sore<br \/>\nI wonder are there any on your thighs?<br \/>\nNext time I hope we&#8217;ll each leave rather more.<br \/>\n\u00a0 A cup of tea will never taste the same<br \/>\n\u00a0 And you will always be the one to blame!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kitchen romance by cricketjeff on July 29, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Across the kitchen table we went wild, Your bum-print clear for every one to see. The photos on the mantlepiece just smiled But none of them smiled half as much as me! We made a mess and didn&#8217;t clear it up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9723,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3065","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8444,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3065\/revisions\/8444"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}