{"id":3149,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:53","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3149"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"negotiation","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/negotiation\/","title":{"rendered":"Negotiation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Negotiation<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 21, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nTwo love birds on an apple bough that live to bill and coo<br \/>\n\u00a0 And sing a subtle song to show they care<br \/>\nA feathered nest where they can sleep and do what love birds do<br \/>\n\u00a0 I envy them the chance they have to share<\/p>\n<p>Majestic swans that glide along and raise another brood<br \/>\n\u00a0 A partnership of equals built to last<br \/>\nThe only things to argue for are children&#8217;s bags of food<br \/>\n\u00a0 And very soon such silliness is past<\/p>\n<p>The Robin likes to boss his mate, but she&#8217;s the better man<br \/>\n\u00a0 They can&#8217;t be split by arguing the toss<br \/>\nThese birds all seem to get along in any way they can<br \/>\n\u00a0 I&#8217;ll follow them and let you be the boss<\/p>\n<p>I know you like me to take charge, and look so big and tough<br \/>\n\u00a0 As long as all I do is what you need<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;ll pretend that I&#8217;m the man, your special bit of rough<br \/>\n\u00a0 And give your fancies just a bit of feed<\/p>\n<p>The Blackbird in his shiny coat who sings his love all day<br \/>\n\u00a0 Is only singing so she&#8217;ll always smile<br \/>\nAnd just like him I&#8217;ll do my part to keep things as you say<br \/>\n\u00a0 And maybe we&#8217;ll be happy for a while<\/p>\n<p>This ancient game of birds and bees and keeping ladies sweet<br \/>\n\u00a0 Has worked for all these years for man and bird<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m prepared to carry on pretending life&#8217;s complete<br \/>\n\u00a0 If you&#8217;ll pretend you&#8217;ll hear my every word!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Negotiation by cricketjeff on August 21, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Two love birds on an apple bough that live to bill and coo \u00a0 And sing a subtle song to show they care A feathered nest where they can sleep and do what love birds do \u00a0 I envy them the chance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3149","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8359,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3149\/revisions\/8359"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}