Misunderstandings
\nby cricketjeff on August 21, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
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\nPrince Charming’s going to hold a ball
\nWill Cinders be the lucky miss?
\nHer book must answer Cinders’ call
\n“But does my bum look big in this?”
\n\u00a0\u00a0 Romance today is rather tough
\n\u00a0\u00a0 You have to earn each special kiss
\n\u00a0\u00a0 A talking book is magic stuff
\n\u00a0\u00a0 But does her bum look big in this?
\nThe rabbits sewed all night and day
\nWhile Cinders helped each ugly Sis
\nAnd now she wants the Prince to play
\nWill he look at her bum in this?
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Two pumpkins turned into a Rolls
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Another car would be remiss
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But never mind these lesser goals
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 She thinks her bum looks big in this!
\nPrince Charming’s going to hold a ball
\nDoes Cinders’ bum look big in this
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\n The magic car is on its way
\n To fly her to her fate
\n Can she escape her life today
\n I hope she isn’t late<\/p>\n
Arriving at the castle door
\n She looks to check her dress
\n The first impression would be poor
\n If Cinders looked a mess<\/p>\n
Prince Charming smiles to greet each guest
\nAnd Cinders shyly bites her thumb
\nShe glances round at all the rest
\nEach girl has got a tiny bum
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Our heroine is in distress
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 She knows that coming here was dumb
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Those rabbits made a dreadful dress
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It shows up Cinders’ rounded bum
\nPrince Charming rushes to her side
\nAnd wonders why she’s looking glum
\n“You really mustn’t try to hide,
\nI think you have a gorgeous bum!”
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Prince Charming rushed to greet this guest
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He’ll marry her just for her bum!
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\n Author notes
\nhttp:\/\/manips-of-artist2.deviantart.com\/art\/BOOK-OF-DREAMS-II-95569856<\/p>\n
I hope I got all the banned elements in [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/
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There are two modified Kyrielle sonnets (the repeat lines aren’t accurate
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\nJoined together with a couple of stanzas in ballad meter. I hope you like it, I
\nsaw the way she was standing and …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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