{"id":3178,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:53","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3178"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-strangest-of-cakes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-strangest-of-cakes\/","title":{"rendered":"The strangest of cakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The strangest of cakes<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 29, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/483.xml]<\/p>\n<p>Now here is a treat that always for me<br \/>\nBut who could have thought it was right<br \/>\nWith sponge cake and jam in a flaky pastry<br \/>\nAnd covered in icing that&#8217;s white<br \/>\nThen smother the top with some coconut shred<br \/>\nThe fool who first made one was right off his head<\/p>\n<p>Now why it&#8217;s called cheesecake&#8217;s a mystery to me<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s never been near any cheese<br \/>\nThe jam that they use has no fruit you can see<br \/>\nThe cake is a terrible tease<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t much like coconut shredded on not<br \/>\nBut the mixture of all is a flavour that&#8217;s hot<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Google for pictures there weren&#8217;t any there<br \/>\nAnd eating a picture is mad<br \/>\nJust dream of a cake that has coconut hair<br \/>\nThe image you&#8217;re getting&#8217;s not bad<br \/>\nIf you are in London, I&#8217;ll buy one for you<br \/>\nThen you can get hooked on a flavour that&#8217;s new<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nPicture on the way when I buy one to photograph!<br \/>\nIn Harrow, a suburb of the Great Wen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The strangest of cakes by cricketjeff on August 29, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/483.xml] Now here is a treat that always for me But who could have thought it was right With sponge cake and jam in a flaky pastry And covered in icing that&#8217;s white Then smother the top with some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3178","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3178"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8331,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3178\/revisions\/8331"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}