{"id":3206,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:53","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3206"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","slug":"the-offer","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-offer\/","title":{"rendered":"The offer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The offer<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 7, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe looked across her shoulder with a wink<br \/>\nBut I was hardly looking at her eyes<br \/>\nQuite topless when she brought me in a drink<br \/>\nHer skirt was nowhere near her shapely thighs<\/p>\n<p>Her tilt-tipped breasts had swayed before my face<br \/>\nHer naval was a whorl I longed to kiss<br \/>\nI&#8217;m pretty sure I saw another place<br \/>\nThat interests a man about a miss<\/p>\n<p>She saw the way my wallet hardly closed<br \/>\nAnd knew that I could show her something new<br \/>\nWithin her mind a plan was now composed<br \/>\nTo show me all the things that she could do<\/p>\n<p>What lay in store I think I could presume<br \/>\nWhen asked to follow her up to her room<\/p>\n<p>A night was spent with very little sleep<br \/>\nAnd I saw things most men can only dream<br \/>\nThe secrets she revealed were very deep<br \/>\nShe liked to be the cat that got the cream<\/p>\n<p>In every way two lovers can unite<br \/>\nShe showed me tricks that no-one would suspect<br \/>\nAlthough I didn&#8217;t feel the need to fight<br \/>\nBy breakfast time I felt that I was wrecked<\/p>\n<p>The day was spent in shopping round the town<br \/>\nMy credit cards were soon as tired as me<br \/>\nBut nothing ever seemed to bring her down<br \/>\nHer body is a sight you have to see<\/p>\n<p>We parted friends of that you must be clear<br \/>\nI&#8217;m holidaying just the same next year<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\ndouble Shakespearean sonnet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The offer by cricketjeff on September 7, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She looked across her shoulder with a wink But I was hardly looking at her eyes Quite topless when she brought me in a drink Her skirt was nowhere near her shapely thighs Her tilt-tipped breasts had swayed before my face [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3206","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8301,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3206\/revisions\/8301"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}