{"id":3214,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:52","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3214"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"inconvenienced","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/inconvenienced\/","title":{"rendered":"Inconvenienced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Inconvenienced<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 9, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe thinker once thought that he knew<br \/>\nThat he had new thinking to do<br \/>\nBut sadly each thought<br \/>\nHad already been wrought<br \/>\nSo he wasted his time on the loo<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nLoo is British for &#8220;the can&#8221;, &#8220;the john&#8221;, &#8220;the toilet&#8221;, &#8220;the smallest room&#8221; in<br \/>\nother words that place where we all go to &#8220;think&#8221;<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/happy.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inconvenienced by cricketjeff on September 9, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The thinker once thought that he knew That he had new thinking to do But sadly each thought Had already been wrought So he wasted his time on the loo Author notes Loo is British for &#8220;the can&#8221;, &#8220;the john&#8221;, &#8220;the toilet&#8221;, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3214","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8293,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3214\/revisions\/8293"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}