{"id":3267,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:52","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3267"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-great-phantasmagoria","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-great-phantasmagoria\/","title":{"rendered":"The great phantasmagoria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The great phantasmagoria<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 24, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe great phantasmagoria<br \/>\nThe two of us were treated to<br \/>\nWas far too much for Gloria<br \/>\nShe isn&#8217;t half as nice as you<br \/>\n\u00a0 The prestidigitator&#8217;s art<br \/>\n\u00a0 Brought ripples of applause on cue<br \/>\n\u00a0 But Gloria can&#8217;t have my heart<br \/>\n\u00a0 She isn&#8217;t half as nice as you<br \/>\nThe impresarios may boast<br \/>\nThat all their acts are fresh and new<br \/>\nBut Gloria is not my toast<br \/>\nShe isn&#8217;t half as nice as you<br \/>\n\u00a0 The great phantasmagoria<br \/>\n\u00a0 She isn&#8217;t half as nice as you<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThere are three of them for you [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/happy.gif]<br \/>\nWhoops make that two! I was falling asleep in the bath and counted six<br \/>\nsyllables in impresarios.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a Kyrielle sonnet, I really wanted an eight syllable word, but it had to<br \/>\nbe iambic too and I couldn&#8217;t think of one off hand &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The great phantasmagoria by cricketjeff on September 24, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The great phantasmagoria The two of us were treated to Was far too much for Gloria She isn&#8217;t half as nice as you \u00a0 The prestidigitator&#8217;s art \u00a0 Brought ripples of applause on cue \u00a0 But Gloria can&#8217;t have my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3267","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8240,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3267\/revisions\/8240"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}