{"id":3293,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:51","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3293"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:11","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:11","slug":"back-to-front","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/back-to-front\/","title":{"rendered":"Back to front"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Back to front<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 1, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen lying back to back it&#8217;s not the same<br \/>\nYou find the fun has disappeared from view<br \/>\nThey say the global bankers are to blame<br \/>\nBut now it&#8217;s hair not lips I&#8217;ve pressed to you<\/p>\n<p>Recession hits my pocket every day<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t afford the fun I love so much<br \/>\nBut why am I denied the chance to play<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s turn around so lips and parts can touch<\/p>\n<p>This ninety six is not the game for me<br \/>\nI want to feel your lips rewarding me<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\no the recent recession, the sexual position &#8217;69&#8217; is now to be known as 96.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently even the cost of eating out has gone up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back to front by cricketjeff on October 1, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When lying back to back it&#8217;s not the same You find the fun has disappeared from view They say the global bankers are to blame But now it&#8217;s hair not lips I&#8217;ve pressed to you Recession hits my pocket every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3293","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8213,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3293\/revisions\/8213"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}