{"id":3297,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:51","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3297"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-facts-by-me-aged-10-and-12","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-facts-by-me-aged-10-and-12\/","title":{"rendered":"The facts by me -aged 10 and 1\\2-"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The facts by me (aged 10 and 1\/2)<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 3, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nFirst my Mummy loved my Daddy and my Daddy loved my Mum<br \/>\nThey decided they would love to have a me.<br \/>\nSo my Daddy cuddled Mummy in a Mummy Daddy way.<br \/>\nThen they had to wait for months so they could see.<\/p>\n<p>It was all a lot of effort but they tell me I was planned<br \/>\nAnd I was the very best that they could do.<br \/>\nThere is another thing that I will never understand<br \/>\nDid they really need to get my brother too?<\/p>\n<p>Now there is another story, that I heard from Peter Wright<br \/>\nAnd Peter has a sister SO IT&#8217;S TRUE!!!<br \/>\nThat the things that all our Mummies like to do with Dads at night<br \/>\nIs important when they want to get a you.<\/p>\n<p>First the Daddy looks at Mummy and his thing starts getting large<br \/>\nAnd the Mummy looks at Daddy and says &#8220;YUM&#8221;.<br \/>\nThen they send the kids to bed and really sound like they&#8217;re in charge<br \/>\nAnd then Dad starts making growling sounds at Mum.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot of sloppy kissing and a lot silly play &#8230;<br \/>\nAnd then Mum and Dad start getting in the nude<br \/>\nDad&#8217;s thing fits into Mummy in a most peculiar way<br \/>\nAnd the rest of what he told me was TOO RUDE!!!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes <\/p>\n<p>This is for the ten year old in you.<\/p>\n<p>I want you to write a rhyme or free verse in the voice of a ten year old child<br \/>\nexplaining the facts of life. I want to see the world through your eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The facts by me (aged 10 and 1\/2) by cricketjeff on October 3, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved First my Mummy loved my Daddy and my Daddy loved my Mum They decided they would love to have a me. So my Daddy cuddled Mummy in a Mummy Daddy way. Then they had to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3297","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8211,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3297\/revisions\/8211"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}