Beach Party
\nby cricketjeff on November 2, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThere’s Earth to Jim, he’s easy to spot
\nHis two heads mark him out
\nBoth small and green and talking a lot
\n(Well one was inclined to shout)<\/p>\n
The crowd around are splitting their sides
\nThey can’t believe a word
\nThe tales he tells of where he resides
\nAre really quite absurd<\/p>\n
We’re on the beach where brandy’s in flow
\nThe tide is on the turn
\nIt’s late at night but no-one will go
\nThere’s much to much to learn<\/p>\n
Amera’s next her army of Elves
\nAre left outside the gate
\nThey shouldn’t be here (invited themselves)
\nAnd anyway they’re late<\/p>\n
The Queen herself is hitting the drink
\nAnd signing books in rhyme
\nShe’s on the prowl and tipping the wink
\nTo Mairi all the time<\/p>\n
We’re by the sea and drinking a bit
\nThe breeze is rather warm
\nThe neighbours will be having a fit
\nAs soon as I perform<\/p>\n
There’s Mairi bheag she’s playing the spoons
\nAnd quoting Celtic verse
\nThe way she’s scoffing the macaroons
\nShe’ll soon be feeling worse<\/p>\n
She’s on the way to see N’awlins
\nBut couldn’t miss this do
\nShe’s pleased to see the other “call-ins”
\nBut’s waiting here for you<\/p>\n
We’re winding down the evening’s done
\nAnd Lane is saying “bye”
\nIt’s been a blast we’ve all had fun
\nBut now we have to fly!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI’m only allowed three!!! No fair !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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