Investment opportunities
\nby cricketjeff on November 7, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe boldest investors invest in suggesters
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 of things that can lighten the load,
\nIdeas for protesters and pretty divesters
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and men who dig holes in the road.
\nMake\u00a0 placards more gripping and clothes self unzipping,
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 a shovel that also brews tea.
\nWill have such men tripping and quickly unshipping
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 their money to madmen, like me.
\nI built a green rocket, and Tesco’s may stock it,
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 that’s powered by soup and old eggs;
\nNot tried it? Don’t knock it, vibrations may shock it
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and then it would fall off its legs!
\nA horse-powered small jet plane, safe guns for the insane,
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 a patent and then make a pitch.
\nHairdos that reject rain, new wheels for an old train,
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 there’s someone whose pockets will itch.
\nMy newest invention to grab the attention,
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 a new sort of bookshelf for cars.
\nA late intervention has change the intention
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 they now carry Oscars for stars.
\nMy minds always thinking, except when I’m drinking
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 you know that I’ll crack it in time
\nEconomies sinking but quicker than winking
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 you’ll cash in with help from this rhyme
\nDon’t think it is funny, just send me your money
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 There’s profit in armchairs for tanks
\nI’ve condoms for bunny and soup that’s not runny
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I’m safer, by far, than the banks!!!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nYou know it makes sense!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Investment opportunities by cricketjeff on November 7, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The boldest investors invest in suggesters \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 of things that can lighten the load, Ideas for protesters and pretty divesters \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and men who dig holes in the road. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3368","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8140,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3368\/revisions\/8140"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}