{"id":3377,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:36","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3377"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-unhappy-snaggleduff","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-unhappy-snaggleduff\/","title":{"rendered":"The unhappy Snaggleduff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The unhappy Snaggleduff<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn Bondnecray the rain is wet<br \/>\nWhich causes Snaggle much regret<br \/>\nHe cannot get the boofball out<br \/>\nOr else he&#8217;ll hear his mother shout<br \/>\n&#8220;If you go out of doors to play<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll catch your death of snort-and-spray&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He tries to watch the bogglescreen<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing on he hasn&#8217;t seen<br \/>\nHis brother has the flooping chord<br \/>\nAnd frankly Snaggleduff is bored<br \/>\nThe rain is splooping on the shed<br \/>\nOr else he&#8217;d go to visit Fred<\/p>\n<p>He grumps and strumps and skrools around<br \/>\nGets cross at all the toys he&#8217;s found<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hardly fair he mutters low<br \/>\nThis awful sprinkling has to go<br \/>\nThe garden looks quite like a lake<br \/>\nAn inkling quickly starts to take<\/p>\n<p>He fetches wood and lots of nails<br \/>\nA ball of string and four old pails<br \/>\nWith banging crashing bodging sounds<br \/>\nHe shapes these treasures into mounds<br \/>\nAnd when the clouds are squeezed quite dry<br \/>\nHe takes his splodgeboat for a try<\/p>\n<p>With oars and sail the boats a snorter<br \/>\nIt hooflesprings across the water<br \/>\nThe sun is out it&#8217;s fine to play<br \/>\nA perfect day in Bondnecray<br \/>\nBut Snaggles in a grump again<br \/>\nHis splodgeboat needs a lot more rain!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The unhappy Snaggleduff by cricketjeff on November 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In Bondnecray the rain is wet Which causes Snaggle much regret He cannot get the boofball out Or else he&#8217;ll hear his mother shout &#8220;If you go out of doors to play You&#8217;ll catch your death of snort-and-spray&#8221; He tries [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3377","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8131,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3377\/revisions\/8131"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}