{"id":3391,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3391"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:43:48","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:43:48","slug":"like-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/l-poems\/like-a-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Like a bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Like a bitch!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 16, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve no idea which top I ought to choose<br \/>\nTo tell him that I want him just enough<br \/>\nAnd then I have to find the perfect shoes<br \/>\nA first date always seems to be too tough<\/p>\n<p>Jemima&#8217;s bought a blouse that I could wear<br \/>\nI wonder if she&#8217;d notice if I just &#8230;<br \/>\nOo look at how it compliments my hair<br \/>\nAnd at the way it fits around my bust!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s much too short, he&#8217;ll think that I&#8217;m a slut<br \/>\nBut this is red and clashes with my hair<br \/>\nThis one&#8217;s the perfect length I&#8217;d pick it but<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t got the matching shoes to wear<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s at the door and I look like a witch<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t time to change ain&#8217;t life a bitch!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nI have no idea what to put here, I am getting in touch with my feminine side<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/grin.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like a bitch! by cricketjeff on November 16, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;ve no idea which top I ought to choose To tell him that I want him just enough And then I have to find the perfect shoes A first date always seems to be too tough Jemima&#8217;s bought a blouse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9726,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3391","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8118,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3391\/revisions\/8118"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}