All that chaos!!!
\nby cricketjeff on November 19, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nNot everyone could bear the stinks
\nOr put up with the loads of poo
\nYou get when living with a lynx
\nThe way you do<\/p>\n
Perhaps a baby crocodile
\nOr alligator I don’t know
\nWould be the thing to make you smile
\nYou’d help him grow<\/p>\n
A polar bear may be too much
\nAnd needs an awful lot of ice
\nYou cannot keep him in a hutch
\nHe’d say not nice<\/p>\n
A cougar keeps some folk away
\nBut only eats a few I bet
\nAnd only then in sense of play
\nSo don’t regret<\/p>\n
Or how about the little punk
\nJet black except where he is white
\nI think they call that one a skunk
\nAre they alright?<\/p>\n
The coatimundi’s smiling face
\nBelies a rascal hid within
\nHe’s often seen around the place
\nHe’s up to sin<\/p>\n
A serval next we chance to see
\nA lovely spotty feline friend
\nI wonder if she’d do for me
\nI shall pretend<\/p>\n
A sloth is hanging upside down
\nHe doesn’t run around a lot
\nA coat of rather greenish brown
\nIs what he’s got<\/p>\n
The ferrets seem to be in charge
\nThey run about and look for fun
\nYou never know who’ll be at large
\nWhen day is done<\/p>\n
A kinkajou a load of snakes
\nA fennec fox with rabbit’s ears
\nI wonder if you’ve made mistakes
\nAcross the years<\/p>\n
And mated wallabies with rats
\nThen never caught the young they made
\nOr got an unknown breed of cat
\nWhen others played<\/p>\n
I can’t believe that Paloszoo
\nCan live with all this lot around
\nBut they it seems are part of you
\nThe life you’ve found!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nPaloszoo is an AP poet and writer and keeper of an amazing zoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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