{"id":3404,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3404"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-great-question","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-great-question\/","title":{"rendered":"The great question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The great question<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 20, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s mutual exclusivity, you may not know the two<br \/>\nThe answer and the question have to clash<br \/>\nIf ever there&#8217;s an answer and the question that won&#8217;t do<br \/>\nFor then philosophers can&#8217;t earn their cash<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll search across the universe three times as long as time<br \/>\nBut never find the answer in this crazy pantomime<\/p>\n<p>The Earth was built to calculate the answer to the quiz<br \/>\nAnd then blown up by Vogons from the sky<br \/>\nThe little mice who owned it said that really is a swizz<br \/>\nAnd some of them decided they should cry<br \/>\nBut Arthur wouldn&#8217;t give his brain and so the answer&#8217;s lost<br \/>\nWhich may be just as well when you are told about the cost<\/p>\n<p>If forty two starts making sense then all of this will stop<br \/>\nThe house of cards will tumble round our ears<br \/>\nThe galaxy will seem to be a massive stellar flop<br \/>\nAnd life will end for all of us in tears<br \/>\nThe universe we live in now would have to be replaced<br \/>\nAnd something crazier than this is too much to be faced<\/p>\n<p>The only one who&#8217;ll ever know the answer to it all<br \/>\nHas perished with the diodes down his side<br \/>\nNow Marvin has been taken off to meet the great recall<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no-one else whose ever really tried<br \/>\nThe only clue we know is left is God&#8217;s apology<br \/>\nAnd Marvin chose to pick that sight, the last thing that he&#8217;d see<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nHey, you sass that hoopy cricketjeff? There&#8217;s a frood who really knows where<br \/>\nhis towel is. &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hope you can recognise all the references<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/happy.gif]<br \/>\nSome of them are from the fourth and fifth parts of the trilogy &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The great question by cricketjeff on November 20, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved There&#8217;s mutual exclusivity, you may not know the two The answer and the question have to clash If ever there&#8217;s an answer and the question that won&#8217;t do For then philosophers can&#8217;t earn their cash You&#8217;ll search across the universe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3404","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8105,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3404\/revisions\/8105"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}