Confession time (Please read the notes!!!)
\nby cricketjeff on December 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nWhy can’t you nasty lot leave me alone
\nI wish you wouldn’t read the things I write
\nI hate the way that everything’s a moan
\nI couldn’t give a damn about your fight<\/p>\n
You whinge at me and think I ought to care
\nBut really I just want the best for me
\nThere isn’t anything I want to share
\nWhy should I give you anything for free?<\/p>\n
So bugger off the lot of you, you hear!
\nI never want to see you here again
\nI hope that this is making things quite clear
\nThat other people’s problems are a pain!<\/p>\n
I’m selfish and I hate you all you know
\nIt’s time I put my selfishness on show!!!!!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nThe prompt is to write something that will shock the contest host!<\/p>\n
So I have written exactly the opposite of my feelings, I hope everyone knows
\nthis is not how I (cricketjeff) feel about anyone!<\/p>\n
I couldn’t think of anything else that would shock.<\/p>\n
I repeat I do not think this way!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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