Ton-up Pete!
\nby cricketjeff on December 30, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
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Now Ton-up Pete, with trousers down, will race to beat the cops
\nHis jeans don’t fit but all the same he knows that he’s the tops.
\nHe can’t believe they’ll pull him in to take away his fun
\nSo Ton-up Pete, with trousers down, will roar into the sun.<\/p>\n
Highway patrol have seen him go, “Jeez Joe! Ya see them jeans?
\nYou see some dreadful sights round here across those big machines.
\nA crack like that can’t be allowed we’ll pull him for his speed,
\nThen tell him that some jeans that fit are really what he’ll need!”<\/p>\n
In hot pursuit of Ton-up Pete, with arse-crack on display,
\nThe cops believe they’ll pull him in before we reach midday.
\nAnd Joe has cracked a joke to Pearl, he called her on the mike,
\n“We’ll pull this guy who’s riding round with space to park his bike!”<\/p>\n
The gibbous moon that’s on the bike is calling to the law,
\nIt seems to give them quite\u00a0 a hint of what the crack is for!
\nWhen they have overhauled our Pete and given him his ticket –
\nUnless he pulls his jeans up fast they know just where to stick it!!!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nOK that’s about the best I can do I think [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/
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Ton-up Pete! by cricketjeff on December 30, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/525.html] Now Ton-up Pete, with trousers down, will race to beat the cops His jeans don’t fit but all the same he knows that he’s the tops. He can’t believe they’ll pull him in to take away his fun So Ton-up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3481","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8027,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3481\/revisions\/8027"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}