Problem solved!!!
\nby cricketjeff on January 6, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<\/p>\n
She couldn’t drink the champers, with the bubbles up her nose,
\nAnd caviar’s too salty for her taste.
\nThe high class shoes her mother bought were murder on her toes,
\nThis deb is really rather badly placed.
\nThe ball’s tonight what can she do
\nIt seems the options could be few.<\/p>\n
She’s close to tears when suddenly a fairy face appears
\nAnd solves the problems with a little grin;
\n“I’ve helped so many girls to balls, I’ve done the job for years
\nSo tell me all and then I shall begin”
\nSo Ashley tells her tales of woe,
\nShe says she doesn’t want to go.<\/p>\n
“The caviar’s an easy fix, the toast’s not gluten free
\nAn allergy is quite the thing you know,
\nBut as for drink and shoes, that’s tough, you’ll have to let me see …
\nAh yes lets give this thought a little go”<\/p>\n
“It’s easy to do it with out any care
\nJust drink on your head with your shoes in the air!!!”<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nThe prompt is “Drinking liquids upside down”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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