{"id":3512,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3512"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","slug":"the-monster","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Monster!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Monster!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe rabid beast must be restrained<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s far to fierce to leave alone<br \/>\nToo many victims have complained<br \/>\nThere is no way we can condone<\/p>\n<p>She savages without respite<br \/>\nEach utterance a fearful moan<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll have to keep her locked up tight<br \/>\nThere is no way we can condone<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll let her out just now and then<br \/>\nThe SAS want her on loan<br \/>\nAt least until she writes again<br \/>\nThere is no way we can condone<\/p>\n<p>The rabid beast must be restrained<br \/>\nThere is no way we can condone<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nIn tribute to a friend and rabid poet [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/<br \/>\ngrin.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Monster! by cricketjeff on January 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The rabid beast must be restrained She&#8217;s far to fierce to leave alone Too many victims have complained There is no way we can condone She savages without respite Each utterance a fearful moan We&#8217;ll have to keep her locked up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3512","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7996,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3512\/revisions\/7996"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}