My best friend speaks
\nby cricketjeff on January 28, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nHe’s out of bed so he’ll be here for me.
\nI have to work before I’m half awake.
\nI know he has to have a cup of tea
\nBut every now and then I want a break!<\/p>\n
It’s true the kettle starts his daily round
\nBut soon enough he’ll warm me with the steam,
\nThen in will go the tea bag he has found
\nAnd I’ll have lost another peaceful dream.<\/p>\n
Oh Boody Hell that’s hot you stupid man!
\nI have to sit to let his cuppa brew;
\nHis tea must always be a perfect tan
\nAnd maybe there’s another cup for you.<\/p>\n
Around this house a teapot gets no rest
\nAnd everybody knows MY tea’s the best!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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