{"id":3584,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3584"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-end-of-excess","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-end-of-excess\/","title":{"rendered":"The end of excess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The end of excess<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 5, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/toiletbowl.html]<\/p>\n<p>When too much beer is downed on Friday night<br \/>\nWhen all the world is spinning round your head<br \/>\nYou wonder who the Hell turned on the light<br \/>\nAnd then you start to think that you are dead<\/p>\n<p>A stirring down below and panic hits<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s just one place you know you want to be<br \/>\nThe room you go when you have got the shits<br \/>\nWill be the room that sets your body free<\/p>\n<p>A telephone to god it&#8217;s sometimes called<br \/>\nBy those who call his name with every heave<br \/>\nThe situation leaves most folk appalled<br \/>\nBut after too much booze you need reprieve<\/p>\n<p>A drunken student cuddling the loo<br \/>\nI wonder if this picture could be you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The end of excess by cricketjeff on February 5, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/toiletbowl.html] When too much beer is downed on Friday night When all the world is spinning round your head You wonder who the Hell turned on the light And then you start to think that you are dead A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3584","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7924,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3584\/revisions\/7924"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}