{"id":3588,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3588"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"impediments","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/impediments\/","title":{"rendered":"Impediments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Impediments<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 6, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThat morning she spoke in a whisper<br \/>\nMy tones in reply were much crisper<br \/>\nI told her to shout<br \/>\nAnd let it all out<br \/>\nBut when she did she was a lisper!!!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nSorry 5 lines always suggests a limerick to me<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/happy.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impediments by cricketjeff on February 6, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved That morning she spoke in a whisper My tones in reply were much crisper I told her to shout And let it all out But when she did she was a lisper!!! Author notes Sorry 5 lines always suggests a limerick to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3588","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7920,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3588\/revisions\/7920"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}