{"id":3623,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3623"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:50:49","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:50:49","slug":"on-offer","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/o-poems\/on-offer\/","title":{"rendered":"On Offer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> On Offer<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 18, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe bought herself a pussy cat<br \/>\nThe husband came for free<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s discord in their little flat<br \/>\nAs you can plainly see<\/p>\n<p>The cat is cute but makes a mess<br \/>\nThe husband won&#8217;t agree<br \/>\nThe cat is worth it more or less<br \/>\nDeclaring &#8220;him or me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She really loves that little cat<br \/>\nOh what a quandary<br \/>\nWho would have thought a thing like that<br \/>\nCould threaten harmony<\/p>\n<p>So man or cat she cannot choose<br \/>\nWhich one it has to be<br \/>\nJust ring her up, you cannot lose<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause either one is free!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Offer by cricketjeff on February 18, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She bought herself a pussy cat The husband came for free There&#8217;s discord in their little flat As you can plainly see The cat is cute but makes a mess The husband won&#8217;t agree The cat is worth it more or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9732,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3623","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7885,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3623\/revisions\/7885"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}