The Animal Psychologist
\nby cricketjeff on March 7, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe cat was possessed of most terrible angst
\nWhen waking to find that her tail had been manxed
\nShe’ll miss all those times that she curled up to purr
\nAnd tickled her nose with her tail’s lovely fur<\/p>\n
The dog was in therapy spooked by his kennel
\nWhich someone had made from a huge stack of fennel
\nHe’s laughed at by all of the dogs of the ‘burbs
\nFor living and sleeping surrounded by herbs<\/p>\n
Another with problems a rather old rabbit
\nWhose treatment is aimed at a cure for his habit
\nHe jumps on the dog as it’s happily feeding
\nHis mind it is clear is intent on crossbreeding<\/p>\n
The hamster reclines on a Freudian’s couch
\nRecounting the terrors that lead him to grouch
\nIt seems that some morning’s he just cannot feel
\nAt one with himself as he runs in his wheel<\/p>\n
A horse so depressed that his face has turned purple
\nHe can’t stand the thought of his lovely new curpel
\nThe cow so self conscious she’s all of a shudder
\nAnd pleading she needs some implants in her udder<\/p>\n
A spider so drugged up that her webs turn out crazy
\nThe fly sold her extracts of Michaelmas daisy
\nAnd when this trick-cyclist’s work day is through
\nFor his relaxation he’ll start work on you!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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