{"id":3675,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3675"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","slug":"almost-perfect","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/almost-perfect\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost perfect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Almost perfect<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe was dressed to show the angels there&#8217;s a paradise on Earth<br \/>\nIn a jacket sweetly tailored to betray her absent girth<br \/>\nShe had breasts that made onlookers lose their miseries in smiles<br \/>\nAnd her skirt was nicely crafted for her legs that ran for miles<\/p>\n<p>Subtle make-up only added to a face beyond a dream<br \/>\nAnd her hair a crowning glory that had trapped the sunset&#8217;s gleam<br \/>\nShe was far beyond perfection almost all you could desire<br \/>\nAt a glance you would have gambled she could set the world on fire<\/p>\n<p>Yet she had an imperfection that diluted her appeals<br \/>\nSuch a goddess looked so awkward falling off her four inch heels!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almost perfect by cricketjeff on March 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She was dressed to show the angels there&#8217;s a paradise on Earth In a jacket sweetly tailored to betray her absent girth She had breasts that made onlookers lose their miseries in smiles And her skirt was nicely crafted for her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3675","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7832,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3675\/revisions\/7832"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}