{"id":3682,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3682"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"naughty-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/naughty-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Naughty thoughts<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 11, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe drapes her hair around me from behind<br \/>\nA sexy introduction for the night<br \/>\nWhat thoughts that little minx puts in my mind<br \/>\nA tinderbox that&#8217;s ready to ignite<\/p>\n<p>A breath of love so soft assaults my ear<br \/>\nAnd eyes so deep are gazing into mine<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t believe that she can be so near<br \/>\nAnd yet I know I&#8217;ll never cross the line<\/p>\n<p>In dreams the rules are nothing like as strict<br \/>\nHer lips and breasts available to me<br \/>\nA lovely bottom asks me to inflict<br \/>\nA hearty slap, or maybe two or three<\/p>\n<p>A lapdance is temptation on a plate<br \/>\nA dream about the dancer can be great!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Naughty thoughts by cricketjeff on March 11, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She drapes her hair around me from behind A sexy introduction for the night What thoughts that little minx puts in my mind A tinderbox that&#8217;s ready to ignite A breath of love so soft assaults my ear And eyes so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3682","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7826,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3682\/revisions\/7826"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}