{"id":3718,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:11","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3718"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","slug":"alphabetical-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/alphabetical-nonsense\/","title":{"rendered":"Alphabetical nonsense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Alphabetical nonsense<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 21, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nUnsung urchins uttered ughs<br \/>\nThought to torment twenty thugs<br \/>\nSoon said something so sublime<br \/>\nRunning riot reading rhyme<br \/>\nQueen quotes Quakers queer quidnunc<br \/>\nPurple preachers pimping punk<br \/>\nOld ox Oswald opened out<br \/>\nNevilles nursers netted nowt<br \/>\nMandy moaned my mumbling made<br \/>\nLenny lose Lol&#8217;s lemonade!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI have no excuses save a series of contests asking to use 7 letters words<br \/>\nstarting with each letter of the alphabet, one letter a contest and no word to<br \/>\nbe used more than once, I wrote a poem that didn&#8217;t qualify then went nuts<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%203_files\/grin.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alphabetical nonsense by cricketjeff on March 21, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Unsung urchins uttered ughs Thought to torment twenty thugs Soon said something so sublime Running riot reading rhyme Queen quotes Quakers queer quidnunc Purple preachers pimping punk Old ox Oswald opened out Nevilles nursers netted nowt Mandy moaned my mumbling made [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3718","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7791,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3718\/revisions\/7791"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}