{"id":3761,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:10","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3761"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"if","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/if\/","title":{"rendered":"If &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> If &#8230;<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIf you can keep your head when all about you<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 Are chugging beer and sniffing pots of glue<br \/>\nIf you can trust yourself when drunk friends tempt you<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 But laugh with all the foolish things they do<br \/>\nAnd if next day you wake, refreshed, clear headed<br \/>\n\u00a0 Remembering who had the wildest times<br \/>\nJust write a list of who had who well bedded<br \/>\n\u00a0 And blackmail is the easiest of crimes &#8230;<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nWith apologies to Rudyard Kipling&#8217;s If &#8230;<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/oldpoetry.com\/opoem\/2940-Rudyard-Kipling-If&#8212;-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If &#8230; by cricketjeff on April 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved If you can keep your head when all about you \u00a0 \u00a0 Are chugging beer and sniffing pots of glue If you can trust yourself when drunk friends tempt you \u00a0 \u00a0 But laugh with all the foolish things they do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3761","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7747,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3761\/revisions\/7747"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}