{"id":3768,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:10","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3768"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","slug":"bloody-easter","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/bloody-easter\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloody Easter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Bloody Easter!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 12, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThis time of year is rather queer<br \/>\nIf chocolate&#8217;s off your list<br \/>\nWhen all around get brown stuff downed<br \/>\nYou start to feel quite pissed<br \/>\nIt is not fair that you can&#8217;t share<br \/>\nThis annual jamboree<br \/>\nThis gift of hate would ulcerate<br \/>\nMy mouth and tongue you see<br \/>\nI still find treats in other sweets<br \/>\nBut have to stay retrained<br \/>\nI&#8217;m off to bake a chocolate cake<br \/>\nThat I can eat unpained!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nCocoa butter gives me mouth ulcers, fortunately cocoa powder does not so I can<br \/>\nstill make and eat delicious chocolate cakes, but I REALLY want to gorge on all<br \/>\nthat lovely lovely chocolate &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/grin.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody Easter! by cricketjeff on April 12, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved This time of year is rather queer If chocolate&#8217;s off your list When all around get brown stuff downed You start to feel quite pissed It is not fair that you can&#8217;t share This annual jamboree This gift of hate would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3768","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7741,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3768\/revisions\/7741"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}