Holiday Hijinks
\nby cricketjeff on April 23, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nWhen summer sun sweeps springtime from the sky,
\nWhen winter winds have waved the world goodbye,
\nSome silly souls will sit at home and sigh;
\nWhile wiser wights will wink and wonder why.<\/p>\n
Be bold and brave the beach my bonny boys,
\nWhere gorgeous girls will giggle at the guys.
\nBe brash and boast for beauties love a noise
\nYou’ve got to get the girl with greenish eyes!<\/p>\n
A drink, a dance a dip right after dark,
\nIt’s naughty in the nude but very nice.
\nDon’t doubt yourself she’ll do it in the park –
\nNo nervous Nellie, won’t need asking twice!<\/p>\n
It’s sun and sand and summer sex you see
\nThe seaside Sues are sure to set you free!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nA silly Shakespearean sonnet, I hope it’s humorous with a little alliteration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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