One Night
\nby cricketjeff on April 29, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI stayed one night at Motel Six
\nAnd thought no way I’d get a fix
\nOf all those special lady’s tricks
\nSupplied by sweet “madarms”<\/p>\n
I met a girl called Onzarq Pleds
\nWho had a pair of bright green heads
\nAnd unlike other quadrupeds
\nShe also had three arms<\/p>\n
Her breasts were firm a lovely pair
\nEach covered in such soft blue hair
\nAnd happily she loved to share
\nThese and her other charms<\/p>\n
We danced around the motel room
\nHer tails were sweeping like a broom
\nAnd even in the closing gloom
\nHer smiles dispelled my qualms<\/p>\n
The bed awaited our embrace
\nI kissed her on each lovely face
\nHer middle hand found just the place
\nTo raise a few alarms<\/p>\n
I stripped her of her flying suit
\nAnd underneath she looked so cute
\nWith twice the chance of bearing fruit
\nPluperfect for my palms<\/p>\n
We made love in the Martian way
\nInvolving lots of sexy play
\nAnd filling up both night and day
\nWhile listening to Brahms<\/p>\n
And now I’m going to be a Dad
\nThe life I lead is not so bad
\nThe sex the best I’ve ever had
\nSo chafed I need fine balms<\/p>\n
If you should need a room some night
\nThen find a motel where you might
\nMeet aliens who’d treat you right
\nYou won’t be singing psalms!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nAnd it’s all true!!!<\/p>\n
Honest!<\/p>\n
[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/grin.gif]<\/p>\n
your prompt:<\/p>\n
I met a martian at Motel 6<\/p>\n
Okay Okay…Rhyme is ALLOWED<\/p>\n
(In my accent balms palms psalms and qualms are true rhymes for alarms arms and
\ncharms, but I admit “madarms” is stretching it a bit
\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/grin.gif] )<\/p>\n
I have two versions of this stanza :-<\/p>\n
The clean …
\nI stripped her of her flying suit
\nAnd underneath she looked so cute
\nWith twice the chance of bearing fruit
\nPluperfect for my palms<\/p>\n
The saucier …<\/p>\n
I stripped her of her flying suit
\nAnd underneath she looked so cute
\nTwo pussies and each one a beaut
\nThey fitted on my palms<\/p>\n
Anyone have an opinion on which is better?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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