The Far Side
\nby cricketjeff on May 7, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nReflected light is perfect for this scene
\nAnd Molly paints her face in readiness.
\nFor action at that home of fine cuisine,
\nThe Burger King, a date with Eddie Cress.<\/p>\n
He’s always been our Molly’s perfect bloke,
\nThough six foot six he only weighs ten stone.
\nTheir love affair may seem a sort of joke
\nBut in this life we each must find our own.<\/p>\n
She preens herself, the mirror cannot lie,
\nShe knows why Eddie had to fall for her.
\nOne attribute attracted Eddie’s eye,
\nHe’s always been a keen astronomer.<\/p>\n
I know you’ll see the answer very soon
\nIf you look up you’ll see a fine full Moon!!!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\n(For our Trans Atlantic chums a stone is fourteen pounds)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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