{"id":3837,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:09","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3837"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","slug":"bargain-offer","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/bargain-offer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bargain offer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Bargain offer<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on May 10, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/285.html]<\/p>\n<p>It seems this year they got a bumper crop<br \/>\nAt the nursery where ladies liked to shop<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not a spot where men would often stop<br \/>\nI wonder why!<\/p>\n<p>The price they said was something of a snip<br \/>\nThey sold it with this very special tip<br \/>\nTo let it grow before you start to clip<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll start to cry!<\/p>\n<p>The manager said they were undermanned<br \/>\nThis wasn&#8217;t quite the offer he had planned<br \/>\nBut he was much too scared to take a &#8220;stand&#8221;<br \/>\nWe all know why!<\/p>\n<p>There was a scary lady on the till<br \/>\nWith secateurs quite handy on the sill<br \/>\nI saw them both and I was feeling ill!<br \/>\nI had to cry!<\/p>\n<p>In time it seems the offer was explained<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t gender issues getting strained<br \/>\nThe men on staff had not been harshly pained<br \/>\nPoor spelling&#8217;s why!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nOUCH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bargain offer by cricketjeff on May 10, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/285.html] It seems this year they got a bumper crop At the nursery where ladies liked to shop It&#8217;s not a spot where men would often stop I wonder why! The price they said was something of a snip They sold [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3837","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7671,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3837\/revisions\/7671"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}