The walker’s tale
\nby cricketjeff on May 15, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
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I wonder why they’re making such a fuss!
\nI’m only standing waiting for the bus,
\nI couldn’t think of anything to wear;
\nThat’s why I’m bare.<\/p>\n
Apparently some people think it rude,
\nThe way that I am waiting in the nude
\nBut rude would be me sitting on the lap,
\nOf some old chap.<\/p>\n
A lady grabbed her husband by the hand
\nAnd told him that to talk to me was banned;
\nTo ban a little chat was quite amiss
\nBut not a kiss!<\/p>\n
The bus arrives so I am off to town,
\nThe men all smile but ladies sometimes frown,
\nThough one of them has got her eye on me
\nAnd I can see.<\/p>\n
We’re off the bus and she is over there,
\nI walk across and see if she will share
\nThe fun I’m having strolling round this way;
\nShe says OK.<\/p>\n
Now two of us are naked in the street,
\nSo many folk are happy for their treat,
\nThey see my arm is slipping round her waist
\nI want a taste …<\/p>\n
Another bus, we’re heading to her home.
\nIt’s been a lot of fun to have a roam
\nBut now it’s time this went on privately,
\nJust her and me.<\/p>\n
The things a girl must do so she can score,
\nThe prices she must pay to win amour,
\nTomorrow I may dress, you never know,
\nNude’s nicer though …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The walker’s tale by cricketjeff on May 15, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/809.html] I wonder why they’re making such a fuss! I’m only standing waiting for the bus, I couldn’t think of anything to wear; That’s why I’m bare. Apparently some people think it rude, The way that I am waiting in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3850","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7659,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3850\/revisions\/7659"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}