{"id":3894,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3894"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","slug":"humptys-sonnet","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/humptys-sonnet\/","title":{"rendered":"Humpty\\&#8217;s sonnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Humpty&#8217;s sonnet<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 1, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nOld Humpty Dumpty sat down on the wall<br \/>\nA very foolish place for eggs to be<br \/>\nThen Humpty Dumpty had a nasty fall<br \/>\nAn outcome anyone with sense would see<\/p>\n<p>The King sent forth his horses and his men<br \/>\nTo try to save our foolish hero&#8217;s life<br \/>\nBut they could not assemble him again<br \/>\nSuch accidents are now becoming rife<\/p>\n<p>If you have ovoid friends I would suggest<br \/>\nYou ask them not to sit high on a wall<br \/>\nA cardboard box correctly shaped is best<br \/>\nThen they won&#8217;t have an accident at all<\/p>\n<p>And now you&#8217;ve sat and listened to my plea<br \/>\nGet out your plate there&#8217;s scrambled egg for tea!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThis could be habit forming!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humpty&#8217;s sonnet by cricketjeff on June 1, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Old Humpty Dumpty sat down on the wall A very foolish place for eggs to be Then Humpty Dumpty had a nasty fall An outcome anyone with sense would see The King sent forth his horses and his men To try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3894","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7615,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3894\/revisions\/7615"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}