{"id":3915,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3915"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","slug":"revolutionary-fervour","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/revolutionary-fervour\/","title":{"rendered":"Revolutionary fervour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Revolutionary fervour!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 10, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn Bindybandy on the Sand<br \/>\nA revolution has been planned<br \/>\nThe population (forty six)<br \/>\nHave seen corruption they must fix<br \/>\nOld Queen Uptoit, it appears<br \/>\nHas cooked the books for many years<\/p>\n<p>She sold the jewels bought for her crown<br \/>\nTo buy a night out on the town<br \/>\nHer golden robes she gave away<br \/>\nFor six pound thirty on e-bay<br \/>\nAnd worst of all she had the pluck<br \/>\nTo buy an island for her duck!<\/p>\n<p>Her Consort wasn&#8217;t always straight<br \/>\nAnd paid his taxes rather late<br \/>\nHe owes six pounds and half a sheep<br \/>\nThe sleaze and slime runs very deep<br \/>\nThe population&#8217;s on the way<br \/>\nTo tell the Queen she&#8217;ll have to pay<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s flipped her homes and that&#8217;s not right<br \/>\nStayed at her sister&#8217;s overnight<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll have to go, or at the least<br \/>\nCook all the citizens a feast<br \/>\nA revolution has been planned<br \/>\nIn Bindybandy on the Sand<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nFew of you, I am sure, will have visited the landlocked island of Bindybandy on<br \/>\nthe Sand, wholly surrounded as it is by Umbleania by the Sea.<br \/>\nIf you do wish to visit the only available route is to take a cruise ship from<br \/>\nDenver, or walk from Chiswick High Street.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Revolutionary fervour! by cricketjeff on June 10, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In Bindybandy on the Sand A revolution has been planned The population (forty six) Have seen corruption they must fix Old Queen Uptoit, it appears Has cooked the books for many years She sold the jewels bought for her crown To [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3915","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7594,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3915\/revisions\/7594"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}