{"id":3932,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3932"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","slug":"things-to-do-in-london-zoo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/things-to-do-in-london-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to do in London Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Things to do in London Zoo<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 18, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not yet dark in Regents Park<br \/>\nBut closing time has past<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve got in free the company<br \/>\nHas booked a zoo repast<br \/>\nWhat would you do in London Zoo<br \/>\nWhen everyone&#8217;s gone home<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s lots to see, a mangabey<br \/>\nAnd lamas love to roam<br \/>\nWell fancy that a tabby cat<br \/>\nHas stopped to take a look<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s quite absurd that large brown bird<br \/>\nIs called a Johnny Rook<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve found the loo in London Zoo<br \/>\nSo I can have a pee<br \/>\nGorillas walk and colleagues talk<br \/>\nWhile I write poetry<br \/>\nThe parrots preen where they&#8217;ll be seen<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re showoffs to a man<br \/>\nA large black hawk emits a squawk<br \/>\nAnd monkeys hatch a plan<br \/>\nAn old emu says &#8220;howdedo&#8221;<br \/>\nA wallaby hops by<br \/>\nThe shelduck quack in this outback<br \/>\nAustralians aren&#8217;t shy<br \/>\nJust over there a cricket square<br \/>\nWhere men at play can shout<br \/>\nThe umpires smile and think a while<br \/>\nThen say he wasn&#8217;t out<br \/>\nBack in the zoo the barbeque<br \/>\nIs getting up to heat<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s dinner time an end to rhyme<br \/>\nI want to go and eat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things to do in London Zoo by cricketjeff on June 18, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved It&#8217;s not yet dark in Regents Park But closing time has past We&#8217;ve got in free the company Has booked a zoo repast What would you do in London Zoo When everyone&#8217;s gone home There&#8217;s lots to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3932","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3932"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7576,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3932\/revisions\/7576"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}