{"id":3933,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3933"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","slug":"muse-away","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/muse-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Muse away!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Muse away!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 19, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn Bindybandy on the Sand<br \/>\nA muses conference is planned.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why we poets cannot write<br \/>\nOur inspiration&#8217;s out of sight.<br \/>\nIt took the bus from Idaho &#8211;<br \/>\nTo catch the train in Hujambo.<\/p>\n<p>Hot air balloon above the hills<br \/>\n(It swallowed forty air-sick pills)<br \/>\nThen cross the sea by reed canoe<br \/>\n(I wouldn&#8217;t go that way, would you?)<br \/>\nTo land where all the rhinos rest,<br \/>\nBeside the Bay of Interest.<\/p>\n<p>A bicycle to ford the stream,<br \/>\nWhere forty thousand penguins dream,<br \/>\nThen finish off the trek on foot,<br \/>\nTo Uttermadness-Cloaked-in-Soot,<br \/>\nThe capital, I understand,<br \/>\nOf Bindybandy on the Sand.<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nBindybandy, as I am sure you all know, is one of the largest glacial islands in<br \/>\ncentral Africa. It&#8217;s lush green deserts can be clearly seen from all the<br \/>\nhighest mountains in Kansas.<br \/>\nIf you go there for your next holiday, and I&#8217;m sure many of you plan to,<br \/>\nremember me to Bert and he&#8217;ll buy you a pint &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(not sure what of though)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muse away! by cricketjeff on June 19, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In Bindybandy on the Sand A muses conference is planned. That&#8217;s why we poets cannot write Our inspiration&#8217;s out of sight. It took the bus from Idaho &#8211; To catch the train in Hujambo. Hot air balloon above the hills (It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3933","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3933"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7575,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3933\/revisions\/7575"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}