{"id":3945,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3945"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","slug":"pollen-counting","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/pollen-counting\/","title":{"rendered":"Pollen counting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Pollen counting<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 23, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nOn days like these old Mother Nature teases<br \/>\nBy spreading little presents through the air<br \/>\nShe parcels up such unexpected sneezes<br \/>\nI find them waiting for me everywhere<\/p>\n<p>The trees and grasses that she&#8217;s happy showing<br \/>\nAre pleased to help her play her little game<br \/>\nAll day my tickly nose has needed blowing<br \/>\nAnd Mother Nature&#8217;s pollen is to blame<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still in love with days so warm and sunny<br \/>\nBut do we need the games these flowers play<br \/>\nMy colleagues seem to think it rather funny<br \/>\nThat I explode half hourly everyday<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be too grateful for the summer breeze<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all that&#8217;s left of yet another sneeze!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pollen counting by cricketjeff on June 23, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved On days like these old Mother Nature teases By spreading little presents through the air She parcels up such unexpected sneezes I find them waiting for me everywhere The trees and grasses that she&#8217;s happy showing Are pleased to help her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3945","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7562,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3945\/revisions\/7562"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}