{"id":3982,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:07","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3982"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","slug":"heatwave-distractions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/heatwave-distractions\/","title":{"rendered":"Heatwave distractions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Heatwave distractions<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on July 5, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen the temperature&#8217;s soaring<br \/>\nAnd the pace of life is boring<br \/>\nWhy not try some happy stripping<br \/>\nThen a run to skinny dipping<br \/>\nFind a friend who&#8217;s over heated<br \/>\nAnd get comfortably seated<br \/>\nPlaying Mums and Dads or lovers<br \/>\nIn a game not under covers<br \/>\nWhen your mood has reached its rudest<br \/>\nJust pretend that you&#8217;re a nudist<br \/>\nHave a walk through any city<br \/>\nIn the nude if you are pretty<br \/>\nFind an ice cream and then spread it<br \/>\nOn your body, now I&#8217;ve said it<br \/>\nThen ask friends to come a licking<br \/>\nBefore everything starts sticking<br \/>\nAll this rather naughty fooling<br \/>\nIsn&#8217;t likely to be cooling<br \/>\nBut at least such sexy acting<br \/>\nWill be happily distracting<br \/>\nUntil weathers not so baking<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll enjoy yourself by making<br \/>\nEverybody who is near you<br \/>\nEither envy you or fear you<br \/>\nAnd its bound to be much better<br \/>\nThan the ideas in this letter!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI thought I should do some feminine rhyming having set a contest!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heatwave distractions by cricketjeff on July 5, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When the temperature&#8217;s soaring And the pace of life is boring Why not try some happy stripping Then a run to skinny dipping Find a friend who&#8217;s over heated And get comfortably seated Playing Mums and Dads or lovers In a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3982","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7526,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3982\/revisions\/7526"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}